Timepiece | The Theowrist

The Theowrist is a watch blog with a logical twist, pondering the various thrills and ills of watch ownership, watch collecting and watch neurosis. Exploring why I like watches, I share my watchbox, and open the caseback of my mind to see what is going on in the twisted ticking brain of a watch theowrist. It is unfortunate at times, but I like watches, I like them a lot.

Feb 103 min read

First Impressions | Proxima PX1690 369

Welcome to the first first impressions post of the year, and boy is it a sensible, reasonable value purchase. Just like I planned last...

Dec 7, 20243 min read

The Watch PIT | Problems, Ideas, Thoughts.

It's been a while since I did a random PIT post, but as the sales appear, and the grails appear, offers, special offers everywhere. So...

Nov 23, 20247 min read

Watch Review | Maison Celadon Imperial Plum

I just want to start off by digressing, if you can do that. Firstly, I have been busy and distracted and annoyed by life which has kept...

Jul 21, 20248 min read

Watch wants | Why I've been researching Jaeger-LeCoultre.

I have been moved, shaken, shook. My balance wheel has been interrupted by a force of horological immensity. A two headed monster, angel...

May 19, 20246 min read

Spending Time in Paris & First Impressions...

See what I did there, it's genius you'll see why...welcome and thanks for checking out this post. It's been a while since I have been...

Apr 14, 20242 min read

First Impressions: Seiko Spirit SARB070

Apologies, this post is wayyy overdue, I picked this little disfigured beauty up in July last year - like I said, wayyy overdue. We all...

Feb 19, 20243 min read

First Impressions: Cartier Ronde Croisière de Cartier.

Well then, well then, what do we have here? You're right it's the Ronde Croisière de Cartier, as much as I love Cartier, they need to...

Nov 19, 20232 min read

Just a Seconde Seconde with Timex

Guess what this post is about. Weeks of waiting, being annoyed and excited, and anxious and questioning this hobby and lifestyle over and...

Nov 8, 20234 min read

Watch Problems, Ideas, Thoughts - Watch PIT

This is a bit random and I should be researching for my studies but I think a brain fart of a post is good once in a while to get things...

Oct 29, 20232 min read

Old Impressions | Spinnaker Cahill Calamar Red MCS

This is a late one, but it was initiated by a related new one that never materialised, stay with me, all will come to light, to...

Sep 17, 20232 min read

First Impressions | Celadon HH Imperial Plum

What the hell is a Celadon HH Imperial Plum? I hear several people say after reading the headline to the email they receive from me...

Aug 13, 20237 min read

Face-off | Chinese Kung-fu Sugess Pandas | 38mm vs 40mm

It's the first battle, the first face-off, case-off, hand-to-hand combat, time trial, etc. I'm sure there is a better pun available but I...

Jul 14, 20235 min read

Watch wants | Why I've been researching Cartier watches.

You know the old saying, 'the wrist wants, what the wrist wants' - it's the truest of my truisms. But how much can a skinny wrist want,...

Jul 9, 20236 min read

Watch Review | Seiko Spirit SARB035

This watch review is overdue, way overdue. The first impressions post was in August 2020, and I think this watch is one of the reasons I...

Jun 20, 20237 min read

Watch Review | Zenith El Primero Synopsis

The review is way overdue. I've bought two more grailesque timepieces since the Zenith joined the collection. That's good, and also not...

May 21, 20237 min read

No money, mo' problems | Watches I could have had?

After many months away spending lots of money on non-watch things, I return to the watch world, and oh so very eager am I. A head full of...

Dec 24, 20223 min read

The Death of 2022 - part 1 | My top 3 purchases

This year, my year, can be summarised by the phrase, 'big on ideas, short on time'. Twenty twenty two. Spelling it out like that is weird...

Dec 14, 20223 min read

What's in my basket | Aliexpress edition

I just thought of a new idea for posts, much creative, so much creative am I. You have likely guessed what the gist of the idea is... the...

Dec 6, 20223 min read

First Impressions | Lobinni 16010 ft Seagull ST3621.

Oh dear, it was, apparently, no post November. I am a fool indeed. I had a good run going, I then bought my Zenith and spent a month...

Oct 23, 20225 min read

Watch Review | Sugess Panda ST1901 Chronograph (38mm)

Welcome to the review for the Sugess Panda, featuring the well regarded Seagull ST1901 movement under the hood, it's Chinese you know,...

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