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The Theowrist is a watch blog with a logical twist, pondering the various thrills and ills of watch ownership, watch collecting and watch neurosis. Exploring why I like watches, I share my watchbox, and open the caseback of my mind to see what is going on in the twisted ticking brain of a watch theowrist. It is unfortunate at times, but I like watches, I like them a lot.
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My visit to the AD | A Random Rolex Adventure
A random Rolex adventure you say, yes, I say, but it was actually an official exhibition, to which I had an invitation in fact, a real...
Sep 14, 202310 min read

Watch wants | Why I've been researching Cartier watches.
You know the old saying, 'the wrist wants, what the wrist wants' - it's the truest of my truisms. But how much can a skinny wrist want,...
Jul 14, 20235 min read

First Impressions | Longines Master Collection 190th Anniversary - Engraved dial
What on earth is going on, another first impressions post means a new watch doesn't it? I have a problem, I admit it. Admission is the...
Jun 24, 20232 min read

Watch Review | Zenith El Primero Synopsis
The review is way overdue. I've bought two more grailesque timepieces since the Zenith joined the collection. That's good, and also not...
Jun 20, 20237 min read

First Impressions | Tudor Black Bay 'Ron' Burgundy Bezel.
Yup, I've only gone and got it, but it's not the exactly 'it' that I was thinking of - there have been a few twists. In a blog post...
Jun 9, 20233 min read

Top 10 Central Tourbillons | Whirlwinds from the US to China.
If you've seen any of my previous posts you might have seen some love for the central tourbillon from Omega, I think I've mentioned it in...
Jun 1, 202311 min read

No money, mo' problems | Watches I could have had?
After many months away spending lots of money on non-watch things, I return to the watch world, and oh so very eager am I. A head full of...
May 21, 20237 min read


Happy New Year | A Message of Hope & Time.
Firstly, wishing all the watchfam a Happy New Year, I hope twenty twenty three brings you all you want and need. Make the best of it. You...
Jan 1, 20233 min read

The Death of 2022 - part 2 | My top 3 watches of the year
A quick look at just three of the many amazing watches released in the year twenty twenty two. So, to narrow it down I decided to go for...
Dec 29, 20223 min read


The Death of 2022 - part 1 | My top 3 purchases
This year, my year, can be summarised by the phrase, 'big on ideas, short on time'. Twenty twenty two. Spelling it out like that is weird...
Dec 24, 20223 min read


A Tale | Zenith El Primero Synopsis
It's a synopsis of the Zenith El Primero then is it? No, no, there's a model called the El Primero Synopsis, but this is the story of my...
Oct 9, 20224 min read


Double Wristing; is it two much?
I am sure that most of you that end up here know what double wristing is, some however might think it sounds a little xxx rated, I'm not...
Sep 4, 20225 min read


Tissot PRX / TissOysterquartz - Late First Impressions.
Sorryyy, I lost track of time. If only I had a reliable watch to remind me to post regularly... It's been a manic and hectic few months...
Aug 12, 20224 min read


Watch Review: Longines Conquest GMT VHP Flash Setting.
That's a long name isn't it, don't worry there's loveliness in the lengthiness. It's a Longines Conquest, GMT, so it does dual timezones,...
Feb 1, 20225 min read

Chinese watches - part 2 | Name Brands & Brand Names.
This is second part of my haphazard look at Chinese watches, no real structure to the series just ideas that come up as I peruse their...
Jan 15, 20225 min read

A Tale | New Year, New watch - How I got my Rolex GMT Master II?
On the morning of January 3rd, a UK bank holiday, I wondered if my local watch shop/jeweller was open. I guess it would be business with...
Jan 3, 20229 min read

Homages, replicas and horological hang ups.
Before I get into fake watches, I for real hope you had/are having a good Christmas break, and woweee I'm posting for the second...
Dec 29, 20218 min read


A quick Christmas present to me - a £43,000 Omega?
Just to clarify, I'm asking someone to buy it for me as a Christmas prezzy. I don't, may never, have £50k to spend on a watch, but if I...
Dec 21, 20213 min read
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